As I was walking across campus today to secure for myself some free lunch at a seminar (which was gone when I got there - grrr), I had this conversation with myself:
Silly Me: Wow, that 20-ish Mr. Cool undergrad is totally checking me out!
Practical Me: They stopped doing that a few years ago.
S Me: I must look especially good today!
P Me: Doesn't he see my ring??
S Me: Man, I've still got it!
P Me: Oh wait, he's actually staring at the 25 lb mass of flesh and baby protruding from my abdomen.
S Me: Oh. Right.
Hysterical. I used to forget I was pregnant with Jane and would slam the car door on my stomach, try to pull on a pair of way too small jeans, etc. It's great that you are feeling (and looking) good enough to get checked out!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THIS!! Go YOU!
ReplyDeleteYou are gorgeous and stunning pregnant, so of course he was checking you out! I'm so excited to see the face of this handsome little boy you're carrying around! Keep up the good work! And enjoy the last few days!
ReplyDeletethis is awesome!!
ReplyDeleteHa! You crack me up girl (and I still think you got it--gorgeous woman)!
ReplyDeleteOK you made me laugh...funny!
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